For Milton Stanley's Composition I students
Mr. Stanley, do you get up that early everyday?
Probably about half the time.
Wow, you're an early bird, sir. Oh, just thought I'd tell you, but you're a pretty cool teacher.
Thanks for saying so, and thanks for remaining anonymous so it doesn't look like boot-kissing. On the other hand, maybe it looks like I'm really Anonymous...
Oh, ha. Well, I'm not "boot-kissing." I just thought I'd let you know. See you in class, sir.
Are y'all this lively in class?